You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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