dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
