i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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