he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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