Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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