But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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