Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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