it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Terrible idea I love it
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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