How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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