There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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