i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
