How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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