i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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