glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He did a backflip because drugs
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