How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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