I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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