Say something about gay babies.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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