i permit you to call me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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