Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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