i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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