I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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