i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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