I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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