The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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