Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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