just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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