You really coming over, don't trick.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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