My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Randomize
