My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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