omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
