I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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