Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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