fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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