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i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?

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Stay away from his face.

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so i go for his dick?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

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I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.

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Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week

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(870): View more from Arkansas

So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.

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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.

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