the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You need Xanax blowdarts
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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