Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
two words: eviction party
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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