That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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