I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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