My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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