do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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