i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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