I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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