Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize
