yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I am mentally ready for anal.
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