I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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