I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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