its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
