after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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