You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Randomize
