have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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